The name's Kevin.
Penn State.
Army ROTC.
Engineer.
Likes hats.
Quirky. Like weird, but in a good way.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Wait for it...
Friend, Jen: Stop with the glumness you're bringing me down.
Me: Then cheer me up. I mean it's 2 in the mornin'.
Jen: How would you like me to cheer you up.
Me: I don't think I'd be so melancholy if I knew how to fix it.
Jen: I'm barely coherent right now! It's 2!! Ughhhh should I sing to you? Tap dance? Recite Shakespear? Paint a life-size portrait of your awesomeness?
Me: If you could do that last one. But with like me high-fiving Neil Patrick Harris.
