The name's Kevin.
Penn State.
Army ROTC.
Engineer.
Likes hats.
Quirky. Like weird, but in a good way.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
most people: Oh, this idea is so cool! I wish it was real!
tumblr people: uggggghhhh why doesn't this exist uggggghhhhhhh
most people: Wow, that person is really attractive.
tumblr people: NGGGHHHH UNFFFFFF UGH FUCKING LIFE RUINER UGH FUCK YOU GO AWAY NO NO UNF
most people: 11pm, time for bed!
tumblr people: 4am, time for fanfiction!
most people: I love this TV show / book / movie /etc!
tumblr people: I just love this so mu-hu-hu-huuuuchhh OH MY GOD NEW EPISODE / BOOK / ANYTHING RELATED TO THIS I AM SOBBING
most people: Aww, I love that these two are now a couple in this show! I don't really watch for the romance, though.
tumblr people: IF CASUAL CONTACT IS MADE, SHIP IT. IF THEY SMILE AT EACH OTHER, SHIP IT. IF EYE CONTACT IS MADE, SHIP IT. IF THEY APPEAR IN A SCENE TOGETHER, SHIP IT. IF THEY APPEAR IN THE SAME SHOW TOGETHER, SHIP IT. IF THEY AREN'T EVEN FROM THE SAME UNIVERSE...SHIP IT EVEH HARDER.
Why I'm weirded out by the majority of Tumblrites.